I couldn't resist, a different version of the joke told last week. I also emailed this into Sportsbash on ESPN radio for kicks.
A guy walks into a bar in Utah, sorry, a guy walks into a private club in Utah.Once he arrives at the bar, he turns to the guy next to him and asks a question "Do you want to hear a joke about BYU?"The gentleman replies, "Sure!"
I sent this joke because the "Holy War" game is happening this coming Saturday. The sad part is, BYU will probably win...boo hiss.